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Real programmers don’t comment their code

Real programmers don’t comment their code


/**
 * Real programmers don’t comment their code
 * – it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
 */

Optimization Counter


// Dear maintainer:
// 
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// 
// total_hours_wasted_here = 42

Now, God only knows

When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing. Now, God only knows


// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
// Now, God only knows

Happy debugging, suckers!

happy debugging, suckers!


# define TRUE FALSE
// Happy debugging, suckers!

No Comments for You

no comments for you, it was hard to write!


// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read

understand recursion

To know what recursion is, you have to know what recursion is


# To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file 

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# To understand recursion, see the top of this file

I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene!

I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene


// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will 
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets 
// released into the public.